Thursday
13Mar2008
Apparently women will have sex, if men will do the chores
It's what most married men want to know – how to get more sex. But the answer may not be what they want to hear: do the housework.Yes, according to a US study of family life, it seems that dusting, vacuuming and even taking out the garbage are the best ways to rekindle the marital flame.
I know what you're thinking. Don't some women still have sex (or even initiate it) whether the laundry is done or not? Apparently not. Especially if books like Porn for Women are any indication of what turns women on. It features hunky (but clothed) men doing household chores, making cups of tea, asking for directions, listening intently, and saying things such as, “I love a clean house!”, or “As long as I have two legs to walk on, you’ll never take out the trash”.
My best advice (for all you disappointed married men): Get the kids to do the chores! And, tell your wife that studies also show that exercise increases the libido.
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That suck's
I clean the house ... and I still get nothing!
He has to help clean the house becuase he lives there and contributes to the mess.
However, bargaining for cleaning out my car is totally on the table as a favor exchange. ;)
Tracee -
I like that!
good reason to stay single!
My husband needs to read this because it's true. I can't have sex if I'm thinking about everything that needs to be done around the house.
That said, it's not him doing the chores that would turn me on, it would be the fact that if the chores were taken care of, I'd have time to do other things. ;)
I agree with Lynn. Household chores seems to be endless. More hands the earlier it will be done and more time for something else.
Women are men's slaves. They are the ones that should be cleaning, not the man. See my website for details.
John (above): me thinks your single!
Tracee is so true! My wife's car looks like a train wreck. This post was entertaining yet true. Maybe my mom raised a renaissance man but I personally enjoy having a clean house and don't mind taking initiative to also cook since my wife works long hours as a nurse. Most guys may balk at this but the SMART married guys and the single guys get what I'm saying. Can you imagine having the best sex of your life then tripping over your mess and stubbing your toe?
Besides we all know the best sex is good food sex!
"My best advice (for all you disappointed married men): Get the kids to do the chores! And, tell your wife that studies also show that exercise increases the libido."
Ha! That would definitely be the man thing to do! ;)
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