Well, look no further. You can rent a mansion in the Hamptons, the summer home of New York's rich, that comes with unlimited plastic surgery (within reason.)

The cost: just a cool half-million dollars.

Dr. Stephen Greenberg, a New York plastic surgeon who already offers pre-wedding and post-pregnancy packages, unveiled his Hamptons summer getaway package (or what I like to call his genius marketing plan.)

Besides the house and the surgeries -- maybe a nose job, face-lift, breast implants or perhaps all three -- Greenberg is throwing in a nurse, chauffeur, chef and VIP access to various clubs and parties. The package even includes some new clothing to help you flaunt that new body.

Patients have a half-dozen homes to choose from and Greenberg is working with various real estate brokers to fill the mansions. Apparently this is his way of helping the housing 'bust'.

If anything, it certainly gives new meaning to 'attractive incentives'.