Just as you can't be too rich or too thin, you also can't have too many tools on your Swiss Army knife - but that was before I got sight of the new Giant Swiss Army knife (yes, it's real). Grotesque, if superbly engineered, the Giant features 85 devices in all. Basically it includes every blade that has ever been incorporated into Swiss Army knives as made by Wegner, one of the two firms that make them.

Even though each one is assembled by hand in Switzerland, it's not exactly going to win any awards for lightest (it weighs almost 3 pounds), smallest or most efficient tool ... but at $1,200 a pop, it will probably win you the title of "King Gadget Master".

But unload this mother into the plastic tray as you walk through security at JFK Airport and just see what happens.

[Via: Engadget]