For the man who is fit for everything except, apparently, the ability to mastermind his own proposal, the hospitality industry is unveiling a few new ways to make her say 'I do.'

Dubbed 'proposal concierges,' these romance deputies take care of every possible prenuptial arrangement short of popping the question (though scripting is entirely negotiable).

With 49 properties at its disposal, the Orient-Express Perfect Proposal program ($12,000 - $15,000) caters to your every sweep-her-off-her-feet whim. You want to propose mid-safari or on a private island? A squad consisting of a De Beers diamond emissary, a Red Carpet Enterprises 'special occasion specialist,' and the aforementioned concierge will see to the requisite flourishes; the flowers, the champagne, the helicopter ride.

Meanwhile, at Germany's InterContinental Koln, the iceman who cometh with the Will You Marry Me package ($1,570 - $10,000) hails from the neighborhood Wempe boutique. Once he sets you up with a stone and setting of your choice, seal the deal at the hotel's Harry's New York Bar. The manager doubles as proposal concierge, organizing the flowers, treats, candies, and, if you have a special song (you better!), a band to play it.

And The Romance Package at Bermuda's Cambridge Beaches ($875 - $1100) is bring-your-own-bauble, but the proposal concierge and 'romance expert', sees to everything else. First you and the missus-to-be share a massage for two in the Ocean Spa's new couples suite; next comes a consult with the 'bath butler' and a soak of your choosing; and finally, the candlelit beach dinner.

The only thing these services can't arrange, well, is a guaranteed yes.

Men: It's Vegas... do you know where your women are? You might want to check out a class called "Stripper 101" or who knows maybe you want to sign them up.

The class is held in a theater at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino (formerly the Aladdin), and has become so popular that it's now offered daily.

Approximately a dozen or so women, every day, from their 20s to 50s enthusiastically learn how to do a striptease. It's a sweat-inducing low impact aerobic workout designed to instill a positive body image and increase self-confidence, while developing a strong sense of sensuality. The mantra: Grab Life by the Pole!

The fact is that you won't burn a ton of calories but it is still an exotic dancing workout that involves lunges, squats, kicks, and stretches that will reach all of the major muscle groups.

It's not for everyone; some women even find the whole concept demeaning, but for the most part I'm all for trying new things. Who knows you may just end up feeling more sexy and liberated (no matter what shape or size you are), and honestly isn't that what the class is all about? The cost is $40-$60 and includes a drink (which you will probably need).

Men: Did I mention that she also walks away with a "stripper's license?"

In case you haven't seen enough couples fitness on the news, I thought this little gem might catch your eye!

Sexual Fitness is not the typical spandex-heavy aerobics videotape; it’s more like a video you'll watch. Which is not to say that it won’t get you into shape. But three attractive couples demonstrate the ins and outs of keeping in top physical condition so your sexual encounters can be the very best possible. As shown, these erotic exercises can be done at home or in the pool (Ok, so that part sounds totally weird)

Lucky for you: It comes in English, Spanish or with subtitles.

You can find this video at Movies Unlimited.
Category: After Dark (How Appropriate!)

Now there’s something that Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda could never do in their wildest dreams.
Happy Valentine's Day!

By the editors of Marie Claire
Reveal how much your car cost. * Clean your gun. * Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed). * Refer to your mother as your best friend. * Rap. * Check out our assistant/roommate/the babysitter. * Question our footwear. * Blow-dry your hair. * Tip less than 20 percent. * Celebrity impressions. * Impressions of us. * Forget to carry cash. * Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. * Wii. * Boot and rally. * Scream - at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Eli Manning. Because no matter how much Eli deserves it (picked off again!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for. * Talk about former exploits. Ever * Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man. * Stick anything in our butts, unless previous discussions have occurred. * Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!).

Source: [Esquire]

You’re a human so chances are you read books, unless you’re a blogger, in which case you only have time to try and get people to read what you are writing. There’s also a good chance you’re having sex, again, unless you're a blogger, in which case I would spend the energy you’re not using thrusting and moaning to get yourself off the computer once in a while.

But if you do enjoy reading books and you like to have good sex, have you ever considered reading books about sex? Crazy, I know, but even with all the new gadgets, chances are you still need help.

My suggestion: Check out The Big Bang - A Guide to the New Sexual Universe by the writers at Nerve.com. This book is candid, and when I say candid I mean great pictures and diagrams. This little baby has everything you could ever want and it's especially relevant because there’s an entire chapter on safe sex and sexual fitness.

Kegels anyone?

Two things you don’t want to deal with this holiday season:
1. Making New Year’s Eve plans.
2. Finding a date to share your plans with.

How about a little help on one front? First, find a date ... and not just any date. Find an attractive , athletic one. Yes, thanks to Jason Peelgrino you can now find someone that appeals to your superficial nature -- something that Jason says we all have when it comes to finding a mate.

His solution: The Internet dating site HotEnough.org. HotEnough is for attractive and fit singles only, and only those who score at least 8 out of 10 on the 'attractiveness scale' - as voted for by current members - gain membership and are allowed through the virtual gate to 'beautiful land'.

What that means exactly is that it doesn't matter if Mary Smith has an education or not, is an absolute moron or can't tell you the capitol of NY, as long as she looks good, has a nice rump or long legs, she is in! And, as for Joe Blow, if he has a 6 pack, lots of tats, or big biceps, he too is in. But more importantly it means that you'll have a great looking date on New Year's Eve.

The downside: The rest of you sorry-ass-fugly-couch-potatoes will have to make do with the sites that will let anyone in.

Me: I've already got both problems solved. I'm married to my own hottie and our New Year's Eve plans are to stay home this year.

Over the years, your love of dolls and trucks has been supplanted by an obsession with the opposite sex. And those old feetsy pajamas have been traded in for proper lingerie.

But no matter how adult you become, you’ll always have a thing for toys.

And Jimmyjane has designed something with you in mind. So if you're looking for something sexy, then look no further. Jimmyjane is the labor of love of a diverse group of professionals from the worlds of design, art, beauty and fashion. Their prized vibrator: LITTLE SOMETHING, is the most elegant and seductive accessory I've seen around. If need be, you can even have it engraved.

If you’re of the bigger-is-better camp, the larger FORM 6 Vibrating Massager should suit your fancy. And for those who need a little extra attention, The LITTLE PLATINUM LIMITED should do the trick. This beauty is one of only 1,000 numbered, platinum and gold vibrators with a unique etching inspired by late 18th century tattoo art.

And at $175 to $500, they’ll be sure to put a smile on your face.

After all, you’re a big kid now.

Blind dates who are much older than they claim online, drunk surgeons, O.J. Simpson.

Not everyone deserves a second chance.

Sex and exercise, on the other hand, are definitely worthy of a round two. You already know that exercise makes you look and feel better. But did you know that exercise, quite literally, makes you want to have sex? After a good workout (not limited to the gym, think hike, bike and climbing too), men and women alike experience a spike of testosterone (the famed "pump" of bodybuilding), the hormone that influences sexual arousal. And, yes, exercising improves blood flow to the genitals and reduces stress; a cycle which can lead to more sex.

And, it seems that having more sex (which means at least twice a week), is better for you than previously thought. Sex can do wonders for everyone both physically and psychologically. You will gradually notice that the more sex you have, the more bounce you will have in each step (and the more sex you will want) -- so if you're not quite interested in sex, I suggest exercising to jumpstart your libido.

How's that for motivation?

Underwear. Can’t live without them. And if you do, frankly, we don’t want to know about it. There are just certain fashion faux pas that are never acceptable: deodorant stains, nude panty hose, and going commando.(Well -- maybe there are times -- but again, that's a secret you need to keep to yourself.)

But by following that rule, there’s one fashion don’t that you can't stop avoiding: Visible Panty Lines.

Enter: C-String Invisible Underwear -- just when you thought you've seen it all -- these babies were made to wear with outfits that might show a panty line, or even as swimwear so that you don’t get tan lines across your ass.

In theory that may sound great, but truthfully I don't think you'll catch me or any other sane woman wearing this wanna be headband to the beach or in the bedroom for that matter! However, with that said, it might actually make a good item for the tanning booth (and that's as far as I go with that.)

To learn more, watch a video about the C-String.

Amanda Beard is one of the best female swimmers this generation of Americans has ever seen, but Americas sexiest athlete? I'm not so sure ...

Yes, she has won seven Olympic medals, but the last time Beard attracted this much attention she was on the podium winning gold in Athens (that's more than most of us can say for ourselves.)

This time? Well, Amanda will be featured nude in this months issue of Playboy magazine. She will be featured on the cover and in a revealing pictorial. When asked why she did it, Beard said it was simply a business/career decision. But was it the right one?

She’s pretty good looking, but what really sets her apart from any of the other thousands of women who appear nude in Playboy is her accomplishments and we all know she got that great body from being active ... and honestly that's something I'm willing to support!